Voted
Best Scottish Short Joke
A bloke walks
into a Glasgow library and says to the prim
librarian,
'Excuse me Miss,
dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To
which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and
says,
'Fook off,
ye'll no bring it back!'
Friday 28 October 2011
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2 comments:
thanks, that was a great laugh.
D'ya nae ken anyting udder dan dis Scottish lingo?
I'se a Newfie, born and bred and proud uv it.
What d'ya have uv our literashur?
Any gud Newfie jokes?
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